| Wednesday, September 19, 2007 |
| top 10 things |
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHERS SEE ON A FREQUENT BASIS THAT DON'T PHASE THEM IN THE LEAST
1. snot
2. lice
3. the day's lunch on a child's shirt
4. soiled pants
5. ugly theme sweaters worn by older female teachers (especially the Christmas ones)
6. scrapes, cuts and abrasions
7. milk mustaches (or juice, or kool-aid)
8. eye boogers
9. bed head (Hey, look! It's Alfalfa!)
10. chewed up pencils (Oh lawd just wondering??? Do the Chinese make these too?)
Funny how when I first started teaching ALL these things would have thrown me for a loop...nowadays, its just a matter of having enough tissues and antibacterial soap handy for one and all.
Besos mi gente... |
posted by MsApples @ 1:58:00 PM  |
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