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Monday, December 11, 2006
measuring up

Today's topic is "What is the average length of a mans penis?"

Well, #1 on the Google hit list says:

"Although most studies in this area vary slightly in the findings, the average erect penis length is 5.5 to 6.5 inches, and the average circumference is 4.5 ..."

Well now, hmmm, that's quite impressive isn't it?

But being that I'm no expert when it comes to men and their 'johnson', I think we should conduct a survey just to be sure. Ladies, next time you're getting busy with your guy-take a good loooooong look, perhaps for some of you it won't take so long LOL LOL. I wonder...do guys worry about the size of their 'johnson'?

I'm just one voice, but, let me tell you this gentleman...as long as it does what it's suppose to do, you're golden in my book. I suppose I could conduct private surveys if needed...any of the ladies willing to give up some time?

So, step right up boys...now don't be shy. Line forms to the left.

Besos mi gente...

[Holding measuring tape and snickering]
posted by MsApples @ 11:23:00 AM  
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