| Saturday, April 01, 2006 |
| April Fool's Day |
Whooptido...it’s April 1st. Here are a few silly, childish, stupid tricks you can play on any unsuspecting idiot that has forgotten about the asinine things people can do on a day like today. Oh and don't forget to Spring forward...yea, we lose an hour of fuckin sleep tonight.
THE VICTIMS: Anybody trying to use the kitchen sink faucet. The prankster need only find a rubber band, wait for a moment when the kitchen is empty, and then slip the rubber band over the sink sprayer handle so that it is stuck in the on position. Carefully aim the nozzle so that it sprays out--onto anybody who turns on the faucet.
 THE REACTION: Victim won't need extra coffee to wake up
THE VICTIMS: Adults and kids.
We've all heard of--or tried--some form of this Bart Simpson-esque trick, but we got a chuckle out of this wild animal version nonetheless. To pull it off, simply leave your victim a convincing-sounding message (either on paper or on an answering machine) from a certain "Mr. Lyon," who has called about an urgent matter (a missed lunch date is good for extra laughs) and would like a return call as soon as possible. Mr. Lyon's number? The phone number for your local zoo.
THE REACTION: One victim got this response: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lyon is busy at the moment. Mr. Elephant can talk, though!" |
posted by MsApples @ 8:40:00 AM  |
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